Definitive-Satire
0x03e55a6a8693a18d051f82711344be5961b53eea
Wallet digest
Activity score
49/100
Performance: thin sample
Open positions
38
Open notional
$0.00
Total PnL
$-3.4K
Realised
$0.00
Win rate
n/a
too few closed
Largest open positions
showing 10 of 38- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 20, 1:30PM-1:35PM ET
1864 shares @ 50.5¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 20, 2026$0.00
$-940.88
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 21, 10:50AM-10:55AM ET
413 shares @ 47.7¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 21, 2026$0.00
$-196.89
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 20, 8:40PM-8:45PM ET
389 shares @ 25.5¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 21, 2026$0.00
$-99.10
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 21, 7:50AM-7:55AM ET
365 shares @ 27.1¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 21, 2026$0.00
$-99.02
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 20, 4:20PM-4:25PM ET
354 shares @ 28.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 20, 2026$0.00
$-98.98
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 21, 11:40AM-11:45AM ET
299 shares @ 86.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 21, 2026$0.00
$-257.20
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 21, 11:50AM-11:55AM ET
295 shares @ 50.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 21, 2026$0.00
$-147.66
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 20, 5:00PM-5:05PM ET
283 shares @ 34.9¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 20, 2026$0.00
$-98.71
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 20, 4:30PM-4:35PM ET
274 shares @ 36.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 20, 2026$0.00
$-98.67
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 21, 12:30AM-12:35AM ET
255 shares @ 38.7¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 21, 2026$0.00
$-98.59
Recent activity
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 9:35PM-9:40PM ET$5.00Mar 24, 01:36 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 5:05PM-5:10PM ET$8.08Mar 23, 21:54 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 5:05PM-5:10PM ET$5.00Mar 23, 21:05 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 3:25PM-3:30PM ET$2.00Mar 23, 19:28 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 2:05PM-2:10PM ET$1.00Mar 23, 18:07 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 1:45PM-1:50PM ET$11.45Mar 23, 18:02 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 1:45PM-1:50PM ET$5.00Mar 23, 17:45 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET$0.00Mar 23, 17:45 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET$5.01Mar 23, 17:44 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 11:55AM-12:00PM ET$3.00Mar 23, 15:56 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 10:20AM-10:25AM ET$10.00Mar 23, 14:24 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET$9.29Mar 23, 14:23 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 10:15AM-10:20AM ET$5.00Mar 23, 14:15 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET$9.29Mar 23, 14:14 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 10:05AM-10:10AM ET$5.00Mar 23, 14:07 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 23, 8:10AM-8:15AM ET$5.00Mar 23, 12:10 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill the highest temperature in Toronto be 3°C on March 23?$10.00Mar 22, 17:56 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 22, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET$10.00Mar 22, 17:40 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - March 22, 1:15PM-1:20PM ET$0.00Mar 22, 17:35 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - March 22, 1:25PM-1:30PM ET$22.91Mar 22, 17:35 UTC
Persistent ledger timeline
persistentNo trades for this wallet in Orrery's persistent ledger yet. The whale-ingest cron writes ≥ $5k trades every 10 minutes; check back after a recovery window.
Ledger intelligence
persistent7d volume
$0.00
0 trades
30d volume
$0.00
0 trades
Buy share
50%
Sample
low
0 ledger trades
No persistent whale trades for this wallet yet. The live Data API score above can still be useful, but the durable ledger sample is empty.
Profile dimensions
Trade count + how recently they were active. Low = dormant.
How trustworthy the win-rate number is, based on sample size of closed markets.
Share of trades concentrated in their top category.
Share of positions taken while the market was still uncertain (30–70¢) rather than after direction was obvious.
How risky to blindly copy. Higher = riskier — large size, single-position exposure, or thin win-rate sample.
- Trades (all time)
- 25
- Avg trade size
- $16.43
- Top category
- —
- Category concentration
- 0%
- First seen
- Mar 21, 21:39 UTC
- Last active
- Mar 24, 01:36 UTC
- Win rate sample
- 0 closed
The single Activity score is kept for the leaderboard sort. The five dimensions above are the canonical read — copy-risk bar is inverted so green is always "better for the user".