Straight-Suspenders
0x9622ea835fa47bcddf81c333c484a3cfb49eb6d3
Wallet digest
Activity score
55/100
Performance: thin sample
Open positions
9
Open notional
$2.02
Total PnL
$-384.70
Realised
$0.00
Win rate
n/a
too few closed
Largest open positions
- NO
Was Ilhan Omar sprayed with bacon grease?
2 shares @ 99.0¢·now 100.0¢·exp Feb 28, 2026$2.02
$0.02
- YES
Will Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?
6720 shares @ 3.8¢·now 0.0¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$0.00
$-252.34
- YES
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $118,000 on October 21?
380 shares @ 0.5¢·now 0.0¢·exp Oct 21, 2025$0.00
$-2.04
- NO
Will Accenture (ACN) beat quarterly earnings?
239 shares @ 10.1¢·now 0.0¢·exp Dec 18, 2025$0.00
$-24.00
- NO
S&P 500 all time high by December 31?
133 shares @ 70.5¢·now 0.0¢·exp Dec 31, 2025$0.00
$-93.76
- UP
XRP Up or Down - November 11, 4PM ET
100 shares @ 1.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Nov 11, 2025$0.00
$-1.00
- NO
Will Diplo run the 5k in under 23 minutes?
50 shares @ 18.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Oct 25, 2025$0.00
$-9.00
- YES
Will the price of Bitcoin be above $114,000 on October 21?
20 shares @ 6.9¢·now 0.0¢·exp Oct 21, 2025$0.00
$-1.38
- YES
Will Trump say "Crypto" or "Bitcoin" during Australia PM events on October 20?
20 shares @ 6.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Oct 20, 2025$0.00
$-1.20
Recent activity
- TRADEBUYWas Ilhan Omar sprayed with bacon grease?$2.00Jan 28, 21:53 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$7.90Jan 22, 21:32 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$56.95Jan 22, 21:31 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$5.47Jan 22, 21:30 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$1.20Jan 22, 21:30 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$6.24Jan 22, 21:29 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$6.56Jan 22, 21:29 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$5.76Jan 22, 21:28 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$42.29Jan 22, 21:28 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$39.73Jan 22, 21:28 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$0.41Jan 22, 21:12 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$1.95Jan 22, 21:11 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$0.38Jan 22, 21:11 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$0.66Jan 22, 21:11 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$0.36Jan 22, 21:10 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$2.24Jan 22, 21:09 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$1.25Jan 22, 21:09 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$2.11Jan 22, 21:08 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$0.17Jan 22, 21:08 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Trump nominate Scott Bessent as the next Fed chair?$0.66Jan 22, 21:08 UTC
Persistent ledger timeline
persistentNo trades for this wallet in Orrery's persistent ledger yet. The whale-ingest cron writes ≥ $5k trades every 10 minutes; check back after a recovery window.
Wallet edge sanity
Do not mirror
0/100Treat this wallet as noise/context only until resolved history, copy-risk, and liquidity checks improve.
Win rate is hidden until at least 3 closed markets exist for this wallet.
Large size, concentration, or thin history makes this wallet unsafe to imitate.
Many positions were entered near obvious prices, which can inflate win rate while hiding tail risk.
Required before treating wallet flow as useful
Only 0 closed markets; headline win rate is intentionally hidden.
A wallet trade is not useful unless a later follower could still enter after spread, slippage, and latency.
Large positions need enough depth to exit; mark-to-market PnL is not cash.
The trade still needs source, expiry, dispute, and settlement checks at the market level.
Leaderboards surface visible winners; losing or abandoned wallets disappear from attention.
Wallet intelligence filter
Blocked
0/100Wallet flow is blocked as an intelligence signal until hard failures are fixed.
50 live trades, 0 ledger trades, copy-risk 71/100.
Too few closed markets. Do not infer edge from open PnL or leaderboard rank.
No market-level spread or simulated execution cost is attached yet.
No source/expiry/dispute risk context is attached yet.
No market liquidity/depth context is attached yet.
No delayed-entry simulation is attached yet.
No paper receipts attribute this wallet signal to later outcomes yet.
Ledger intelligence
persistent7d volume
$0.00
0 trades
30d volume
$0.00
0 trades
Buy share
50%
Sample
low
0 ledger trades
No persistent whale trades for this wallet yet. The live Data API score above can still be useful, but the durable ledger sample is empty.
Profile dimensions
Trade count + how recently they were active. Low = dormant.
How trustworthy the win-rate number is, based on sample size of closed markets.
Share of trades concentrated in their top category.
Share of positions taken while the market was still uncertain (30–70¢) rather than after direction was obvious.
How risky to blindly copy. Higher = riskier — large size, single-position exposure, or thin win-rate sample.
- Trades (all time)
- 50
- Avg trade size
- $4.11
- Top category
- —
- Category concentration
- 0%
- First seen
- Jan 22, 20:39 UTC
- Last active
- Jan 28, 21:53 UTC
- Win rate sample
- 0 closed
The single Activity score is kept for the leaderboard sort. The five dimensions above are the canonical read; copy-risk is inverted so green means lower risk of over-reading the wallet.