Glorious-Newsletter
0xabcb929ff310ef9e86624202cf6a0a01d14ae5d5
Wallet digest
Activity score
67/100
Performance measurable
Open positions
22
Open notional
$209.64
Total PnL
$-6.1K
Realised
$208.08
Win rate
33%
3 closed
Largest open positions
showing 10 of 22- YES
Will Figure's F.03 robots run between 100 and 200 hours without failure?
856 shares @ 24.9¢·now 24.5¢·exp May 21, 2026$209.64
$-3.28
- NO
US government shutdown Saturday?
73458 shares @ 1.5¢·now 0.0¢·exp Jan 31, 2026$0.00
$-1.1K
- YES
US strikes Iran by February 13, 2026?
11029 shares @ 18.9¢·now 0.0¢·exp Jan 31, 2026$0.00
$-2.1K
- YES
Netanyahu out by March 31?
10501 shares @ 3.9¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 31, 2026$0.00
$-413.25
- DOWN
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET
7094 shares @ 1.3¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 15, 2026$0.00
$-89.99
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET
6000 shares @ 1.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 15, 2026$0.00
$-60.00
- YES
US strikes Iran by January 31, 2026?
3299 shares @ 21.8¢·now 0.0¢·exp Jan 31, 2026$0.00
$-719.95
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down on January 24?
2468 shares @ 15.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Jan 24, 2026$0.00
$-370.21
- DOWN
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:35PM-12:40PM ET
2060 shares @ 6.3¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 15, 2026$0.00
$-129.83
- DOWN
Bitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 1:35PM-1:40PM ET
1227 shares @ 32.2¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 15, 2026$0.00
$-395.34
Recent activity
- TRADEBUYWill Figure's F.03 robots run between 100 and 200 hours without failure?$219.32May 14, 16:31 UTC
- TRADESELLStarmer out by May 31, 2026?$219.31May 14, 16:28 UTC
- TRADEBUYStarmer out by May 31, 2026?$233.12May 12, 18:33 UTC
- TRADEBUYNetanyahu out by March 31?$205.85Mar 16, 19:29 UTC
- TRADEBUYNetanyahu out by March 31?$7.42Mar 16, 19:23 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 1:40PM-1:45PM ET$336.60Mar 15, 17:42 UTC
- TRADEBUYNetanyahu out by March 31?$100.00Mar 15, 17:42 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 1:35PM-1:40PM ET$200.00Mar 15, 17:38 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 1:35PM-1:40PM ET$200.00Mar 15, 17:37 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 1:05PM-1:10PM ET$100.00Mar 15, 17:07 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:55PM-1:00PM ET$20.00Mar 15, 16:58 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:40PM-12:45PM ET$956.60Mar 15, 16:48 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:40PM-12:45PM ET$589.57Mar 15, 16:43 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:35PM-12:40PM ET$30.00Mar 15, 16:38 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:35PM-12:40PM ET$100.00Mar 15, 16:37 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET$0.00Mar 15, 16:36 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:30PM-12:35PM ET$60.00Mar 15, 16:35 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET$492.34Mar 15, 16:18 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:10PM-12:15PM ET$274.51Mar 15, 16:14 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - March 15, 12:00PM-12:05PM ET$50.00Mar 15, 16:05 UTC
Persistent ledger timeline
persistentNo trades for this wallet in Orrery's persistent ledger yet. The whale-ingest cron writes ≥ $5k trades every 10 minutes; check back after a recovery window.
Profile dimensions
Trade count + how recently they were active. Low = dormant.
How trustworthy the win-rate number is, based on sample size of closed markets.
Share of trades concentrated in their top category.
Share of positions taken while the market was still uncertain (30–70¢) rather than after direction was obvious.
How risky to blindly copy. Higher = riskier — large size, single-position exposure, or thin win-rate sample.
- Trades (all time)
- 47
- Avg trade size
- $181.51
- Top category
- —
- Category concentration
- 0%
- First seen
- Jan 24, 20:43 UTC
- Last active
- May 14, 16:31 UTC
- Win rate sample
- 3 closed
The single Activity score is kept for the leaderboard sort. The five dimensions above are the canonical read — copy-risk bar is inverted so green is always "better for the user".