Will TheUnitedStrand get a haircut by 2025-26 season end?

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This market will resolve to “Yes” if Frank Ilett (theunitedstrand) gets a haircut after Manchester United has won five consecutive competitive games by May 24, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to “No”. For the purpose of this market, a draw or loss resets the consecutive win counter. Unbeaten streaks are not included. The haircut must occur after the fifth consecutive win has been completed. A “haircut” refers to a clearly visible and noticeable shortening to his hair, small adjustments of an inch or two will not qualify unless they are a clear result of a haircut. Taking a little snip or minor trim on stream (or in a video) also does not count. It must be a real, substantial haircut that noticeably changes his appearance from the long hair style he's maintained. The resolution source will be a consensus of credible reporting.