Pitiful-Laugh
0xaaa78d1042e4e52ca9be1a267a3cc8482721746a
Wallet digest
Activity score
96/100
Performance measurable
Open positions
46
Open notional
$1.3K
Total PnL
$-65.91
Realised
$-63.30
Win rate
73%
11 closed
Largest open positions
showing 10 of 46- NO
Will Anthropic's valuation hit (HIGH) $5.0T by December 31?
211 shares @ 95.0¢·now 95.5¢·exp Jan 1, 2027$201.16
$1.16
- UP
Bitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:30PM-3:45PM ET
151 shares @ 50.0¢·now 82.5¢·exp Jul 28, 2026$124.16
$48.91
- NO
Jeffrey Epstein confirmed to be alive before 2027?
125 shares @ 95.7¢·now 97.9¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$122.67
$2.67
- NO
Will Anthropic's valuation hit (HIGH) $4.0T by December 31?
109 shares @ 92.0¢·now 93.3¢·exp Jan 1, 2027$101.36
$1.36
- NO
Epstein confirmed to be Satoshi by December 31?
103 shares @ 97.3¢·now 98.0¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$100.76
$0.76
- NO
Bitcoin all time high by September 30, 2026?
71 shares @ 98.0¢·now 98.5¢·exp Oct 1, 2026$70.31
$0.31
- NO
Will Cristiano Ronaldo win the 2026 Ballon d'Or?
55 shares @ 98.7¢·now 99.9¢·exp Oct 31, 2026$55.08
$0.64
- NO
Bitcoin more valuable than any company before 2027?
56 shares @ 97.6¢·now 96.7¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$54.35
$-0.53
- NO
Will Jesus Christ return before 2027?
52 shares @ 96.2¢·now 98.0¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$50.96
$0.96
- NO
Will Iran legalize gay marriage?
41 shares @ 97.8¢·now 97.9¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$40.00
$0.00
Recent activity
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:30PM-3:35PM ET$6.86Jul 28, 19:33 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:15PM-3:30PM ET$150.50Jul 28, 19:30 UTC
- SPLITBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:30PM-3:45PM ET$150.50Jul 28, 19:30 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET$7.00Jul 28, 19:25 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:20PM-3:25PM ET$6.86Jul 28, 19:23 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:00PM-3:15PM ET$150.50Jul 28, 19:15 UTC
- SPLITBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:15PM-3:30PM ET$150.50Jul 28, 19:15 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:05PM-3:10PM ET$7.00Jul 28, 19:10 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:05PM-3:10PM ET$6.86Jul 28, 19:09 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:00PM-3:05PM ET$7.00Jul 28, 19:05 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:00PM-3:05PM ET$6.86Jul 28, 19:02 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 2:45PM-3:00PM ET$150.50Jul 28, 19:00 UTC
- SPLITBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 3:00PM-3:15PM ET$150.50Jul 28, 19:00 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET$7.00Jul 28, 18:56 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 2:50PM-2:55PM ET$6.86Jul 28, 18:53 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 2:30PM-2:45PM ET$150.50Jul 28, 18:46 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET$7.00Jul 28, 18:46 UTC
- SPLITBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 2:45PM-3:00PM ET$150.50Jul 28, 18:45 UTC
- TRADEBUYBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 2:40PM-2:45PM ET$6.86Jul 28, 18:44 UTC
- REDEEMBitcoin Up or Down - July 28, 2:30PM-2:35PM ET$7.00Jul 28, 18:35 UTC
Persistent ledger timeline
persistentNo trades for this wallet in Orrery's persistent ledger yet. The whale-ingest cron writes ≥ $5k trades every 10 minutes; check back after a recovery window.
Wallet edge sanity
Needs review
30/100Useful as a watchlist input, but the edge claim still needs resolved history, cost, and source checks.
Many positions were entered near obvious prices, which can inflate win rate while hiding tail risk.
Required before treating wallet flow as useful
73% win rate over 11 closed markets.
A wallet trade is not useful unless a later follower could still enter after spread, slippage, and latency.
Large positions need enough depth to exit; mark-to-market PnL is not cash.
The trade still needs source, expiry, dispute, and settlement checks at the market level.
Leaderboards surface visible winners; losing or abandoned wallets disappear from attention.
Wallet intelligence filter
Watch only
14/100Wallet flow is useful for attention, but missing/review stages stop it from becoming paper attribution.
28 live trades, 0 ledger trades, copy-risk 38/100.
11 closed markets. Enough to inspect, not enough to trust.
No market-level spread or simulated execution cost is attached yet.
No source/expiry/dispute risk context is attached yet.
No market liquidity/depth context is attached yet.
No delayed-entry simulation is attached yet.
No paper receipts attribute this wallet signal to later outcomes yet.
Ledger intelligence
persistent7d volume
$0.00
0 trades
30d volume
$0.00
0 trades
Buy share
50%
Sample
low
0 ledger trades
No persistent whale trades for this wallet yet. The live Data API score above can still be useful, but the durable ledger sample is empty.
Profile dimensions
Trade count + how recently they were active. Low = dormant.
How trustworthy the win-rate number is, based on sample size of closed markets.
Share of trades concentrated in their top category.
Share of positions taken while the market was still uncertain (30–70¢) rather than after direction was obvious.
How risky to blindly copy. Higher = riskier — large size, single-position exposure, or thin win-rate sample.
- Trades (all time)
- 28
- Avg trade size
- $2.29
- Top category
- —
- Category concentration
- 0%
- First seen
- Jul 28, 17:46 UTC
- Last active
- Jul 28, 19:33 UTC
- Win rate sample
- 11 closed
The single Activity score is kept for the leaderboard sort. The five dimensions above are the canonical read; copy-risk is inverted so green means lower risk of over-reading the wallet.