Pitiful-Laugh
0xaaa78d1042e4e52ca9be1a267a3cc8482721746a
Wallet digest
Activity score
100/100
Performance measurable
Open positions
200
Open notional
$1.1K
Total PnL
$-77.26
Realised
$29.32
Win rate
93%
46 closed
Largest open positions
showing 10 of 200- NO
Will Anthropic's valuation hit (HIGH) $5.0T by December 31?
211 shares @ 95.0¢·now 94.5¢·exp Jan 1, 2027$198.95
$-1.05
- NO
Will Anthropic's valuation hit (HIGH) $4.0T by December 31?
109 shares @ 92.0¢·now 93.5¢·exp Jan 1, 2027$101.63
$1.63
- NO
Jeffrey Epstein confirmed to be alive before 2027?
105 shares @ 95.3¢·now 96.5¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$101.26
$1.26
- NO
Epstein confirmed to be Satoshi by December 31?
103 shares @ 97.3¢·now 97.4¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$100.04
$0.04
- NO
Will Cristiano Ronaldo win the 2026 Ballon d'Or?
55 shares @ 98.7¢·now 97.8¢·exp Oct 31, 2026$53.95
$-0.50
- NO
Will Jesus Christ return before 2027?
52 shares @ 96.2¢·now 98.0¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$50.91
$0.91
- NO
Will Cristiano Ronaldo be the top goalscorer at the 2026 FIFA World Cup?
53 shares @ 94.8¢·now 95.7¢·exp Jul 20, 2026$50.46
$0.46
- NO
Bitcoin more valuable than any company before 2027?
51 shares @ 98.4¢·now 93.8¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$47.69
$-2.31
- NO
Will Trump pardon Ghislaine Maxwell by end of 2026?
32 shares @ 94.0¢·now 85.0¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$27.13
$-2.87
- NO
Will Ethereum reach $8,000 by December 31, 2026?
26 shares @ 95.0¢·now 98.0¢·exp Jan 1, 2027$25.78
$0.78
Recent activity
- TRADEBUYWill Anthropic's valuation hit (HIGH) $4.0T by December 31?$100.32Jun 13, 11:25 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Anthropic's valuation hit (HIGH) $5.0T by December 31?$150.30Jun 13, 11:23 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Anthropic's valuation hit (HIGH) $5.0T by December 31?$50.10Jun 13, 11:16 UTC
- YIELD$0.01Jun 13, 00:14 UTC
- REDEEMSpaceX IPO closing market cap above $4T?$10.11Jun 12, 22:20 UTC
- REDEEMSpaceX IPO closing market cap above $1T?$50.56Jun 12, 22:13 UTC
- TRADESELLWill Bradley Barcola be the top goalscorer at the 2026 FIFA World Cup?$0.24Jun 12, 20:42 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - June 12, 12PM ET$0.01Jun 12, 16:51 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - June 12, 12PM ET$0.02Jun 12, 16:51 UTC
- TRADESELLWill SpaceX's market cap be between $1.4T and $1.6T at market close on IPO day?$0.20Jun 12, 16:01 UTC
- TRADESELLEthereum Up or Down - June 12, 11AM ET$0.08Jun 12, 15:54 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - June 12, 11AM ET$0.04Jun 12, 15:51 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - June 12, 11AM ET$0.04Jun 12, 15:51 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - June 12, 11AM ET$0.04Jun 12, 15:51 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - June 12, 11AM ET$0.04Jun 12, 15:50 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - June 12, 11AM ET$0.04Jun 12, 15:50 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - June 12, 11AM ET$0.04Jun 12, 15:49 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - June 12, 11AM ET$0.04Jun 12, 15:49 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum Up or Down - June 12, 11AM ET$0.04Jun 12, 15:48 UTC
- TRADESELLEthereum Up or Down - June 12, 10AM ET$0.03Jun 12, 14:55 UTC
Persistent ledger timeline
persistentNo trades for this wallet in Orrery's persistent ledger yet. The whale-ingest cron writes ≥ $5k trades every 10 minutes; check back after a recovery window.
Ledger intelligence
persistent7d volume
$0.00
0 trades
30d volume
$0.00
0 trades
Buy share
50%
Sample
low
0 ledger trades
No persistent whale trades for this wallet yet. The live Data API score above can still be useful, but the durable ledger sample is empty.
Profile dimensions
Trade count + how recently they were active. Low = dormant.
How trustworthy the win-rate number is, based on sample size of closed markets.
Share of trades concentrated in their top category.
Share of positions taken while the market was still uncertain (30–70¢) rather than after direction was obvious.
How risky to blindly copy. Higher = riskier — large size, single-position exposure, or thin win-rate sample.
- Trades (all time)
- 47
- Avg trade size
- $6.89
- Top category
- —
- Category concentration
- 0%
- First seen
- Jun 12, 08:50 UTC
- Last active
- Jun 13, 11:25 UTC
- Win rate sample
- 46 closed
The single Activity score is kept for the leaderboard sort. The five dimensions above are the canonical read; copy-risk is inverted so green means lower risk of over-reading the wallet.