Impartial-Satire
0x45e54dd7d2db5dc61079be382af402019549715a
Wallet digest
Activity score
91/100
Performance: thin sample
Open positions
7
Open notional
$399.50
Total PnL
$6.31
Realised
$0.00
Win rate
n/a
too few closed
Largest open positions
- YES
Will Barcelona win the 2025–26 La Liga?
100 shares @ 99.8¢·now 100.0¢·exp May 30, 2026$100.00
$0.20
- NO
US x Iran permanent peace deal by May 11, 2026?
100 shares @ 94.0¢·now 100.0¢·exp May 11, 2026$100.00
$6.00
- NO
Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (LOW) $60 in May?
100 shares @ 97.2¢·now 100.0¢·exp Jun 1, 2026$100.00
$2.80
- NO
Will Bitcoin dip to $60,000 in May?
50 shares @ 96.8¢·now 100.0¢·exp Jun 1, 2026$50.00
$1.60
- NO
Will the Iranian regime fall by May 31?
30 shares @ 98.3¢·now 100.0¢·exp May 31, 2026$30.00
$0.51
- NO
Will WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (LOW) $70 in May?
10 shares @ 91.0¢·now 100.0¢·exp Jun 1, 2026$10.00
$0.90
- YES
Clarity Act signed into law in 2026?
20 shares @ 76.0¢·now 47.5¢·exp Jan 1, 2027$9.50
$-5.70
Recent activity
- TRADEBUYWill WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (LOW) $60 in May?$97.31May 9, 00:31 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill WTI Crude Oil (WTI) hit (LOW) $70 in May?$9.13May 9, 00:31 UTC
- TRADEBUYUS x Iran permanent peace deal by May 11, 2026?$94.00May 9, 00:29 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Bitcoin dip to $60,000 in May?$48.51May 9, 00:25 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Barcelona win the 2025–26 La Liga?$99.81May 9, 00:23 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill the Iranian regime fall by May 31?$29.49May 9, 00:21 UTC
- TRADEBUYClarity Act signed into law in 2026?$15.35May 9, 00:21 UTC
- REDEEMWill Hyperliquid dip to $20 before 2026?$100.00May 9, 00:20 UTC
- REDEEMMaduro out in 2025?$200.00May 9, 00:20 UTC
- REDEEMEthereum all time high by December 31?$207.95May 9, 00:20 UTC
- REDEEMDogecoin all time high before 2026?$400.00May 9, 00:20 UTC
- REDEEMWill XRP reach $3.20 before 2026?$400.00May 9, 00:20 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill Hyperliquid dip to $20 before 2026?$99.70Dec 31, 02:42 UTC
- TRADEBUYMaduro out in 2025?$199.40Dec 31, 02:42 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill XRP reach $3.20 before 2026?$399.60Dec 31, 02:41 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum all time high by December 31?$7.94Dec 31, 02:41 UTC
- TRADEBUYDogecoin all time high before 2026?$199.80Dec 31, 02:40 UTC
- TRADEBUYDogecoin all time high before 2026?$195.80Nov 30, 23:48 UTC
- TRADEBUYEthereum all time high by December 31?$193.00Nov 30, 23:47 UTC
- REDEEMWill Elon Musk win Nobel Peace Prize in 2025?$50.00Nov 30, 23:46 UTC
Persistent ledger timeline
persistentNo trades for this wallet in Orrery's persistent ledger yet. The whale-ingest cron writes ≥ $5k trades every 10 minutes; check back after a recovery window.
Wallet edge sanity
Do not mirror
0/100Treat this wallet as noise/context only until resolved history, copy-risk, and liquidity checks improve.
Win rate is hidden until at least 3 closed markets exist for this wallet.
Use this wallet as an attention signal only, then verify liquidity and resolution risk.
Many positions were entered near obvious prices, which can inflate win rate while hiding tail risk.
Required before treating wallet flow as useful
Only 0 closed markets; headline win rate is intentionally hidden.
A wallet trade is not useful unless a later follower could still enter after spread, slippage, and latency.
Large positions need enough depth to exit; mark-to-market PnL is not cash.
The trade still needs source, expiry, dispute, and settlement checks at the market level.
Leaderboards surface visible winners; losing or abandoned wallets disappear from attention.
Wallet intelligence filter
Blocked
0/100Wallet flow is blocked as an intelligence signal until hard failures are fixed.
29 live trades, 0 ledger trades, copy-risk 63/100.
Too few closed markets. Do not infer edge from open PnL or leaderboard rank.
No market-level spread or simulated execution cost is attached yet.
No source/expiry/dispute risk context is attached yet.
No market liquidity/depth context is attached yet.
No delayed-entry simulation is attached yet.
No paper receipts attribute this wallet signal to later outcomes yet.
Ledger intelligence
persistent7d volume
$0.00
0 trades
30d volume
$0.00
0 trades
Buy share
50%
Sample
low
0 ledger trades
No persistent whale trades for this wallet yet. The live Data API score above can still be useful, but the durable ledger sample is empty.
Profile dimensions
Trade count + how recently they were active. Low = dormant.
How trustworthy the win-rate number is, based on sample size of closed markets.
Share of trades concentrated in their top category.
Share of positions taken while the market was still uncertain (30–70¢) rather than after direction was obvious.
How risky to blindly copy. Higher = riskier — large size, single-position exposure, or thin win-rate sample.
- Trades (all time)
- 29
- Avg trade size
- $136.13
- Top category
- —
- Category concentration
- 0%
- First seen
- Mar 22, 07:27 UTC
- Last active
- May 9, 00:31 UTC
- Win rate sample
- 0 closed
The single Activity score is kept for the leaderboard sort. The five dimensions above are the canonical read; copy-risk is inverted so green means lower risk of over-reading the wallet.