Snoopy-Function

• YES

  MicroStrategy sells any Bitcoin by December 31, 2026?

  97 shares @ 11.0¢·now 100.0¢·exp Jan 1, 2027

  $97.00

  $86.33

• YES

  Kraken IPO by December 31, 2026?

  100 shares @ 76.0¢·now 30.0¢·exp Jan 1, 2027

  $30.00

  $-46.00

• CEARÁ SC

  Spread: Ceará SC (-2.5)

  33 shares @ 51.0¢·now 50.0¢·exp Mar 22, 2026

  $16.50

  $-0.33

• NO

  Will Variational launch a token by December 31, 2026?

  30 shares @ 18.0¢·now 27.0¢·exp Jan 1, 1970

  $8.09

  $2.69

• YES

  Israel x Syria security agreement by June 30?

  194 shares @ 51.0¢·now 1.7¢·exp Jan 31, 2026

  $3.20

  $-95.74

• YES

  Will the total number of TSA passengers for January 28 be between 2,000,000 and 2,100,000?

  472 shares @ 12.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Jan 28, 2026

  $0.00

  $-56.64

• NO

  Will Israel strike Greater Beirut by March 31, 2026?

  470 shares @ 63.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 31, 2026

  $0.00

  $-296.10

• YES

  Will Keir Starmer say "Dialogue" during the next Prime Minister's Questions?

  395 shares @ 21.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Feb 11, 2026

  $0.00

  $-82.95

• NO

  Another critical Cloudflare incident by February 28?

  260 shares @ 81.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Dec 31, 2025

  $0.00

  $-210.60

• NO

  Will Polymarket mindshare hit 80%?

  202 shares @ 80.0¢·now 0.0¢·exp Mar 31, 2026

  $0.00

  $-161.60

• REDEEMWill Russia capture Kostyantynivka by March 31?$12.00Apr 14, 07:30 UTC
• REDEEMAnother US bank failure by March 31?$13.00Apr 14, 07:30 UTC
• REDEEMWill India strike Pakistan by March 31?$71.00Apr 14, 07:30 UTC
• REDEEMMichigan State Spartans vs. Temple Owls$0.00Apr 14, 07:30 UTC
• REDEEMMichigan State Spartans vs. Temple Owls$786.50Apr 14, 07:30 UTC
• TRADESELLWill CA Belgrano vs. CA Sarmiento end in a draw?$59.04Apr 13, 09:23 UTC
• TRADESELLWill CA Belgrano vs. CA Sarmiento end in a draw?$34.96Apr 13, 09:22 UTC
• TRADESELLWill global temperature increase by between 1.10ºC and 1.14ºC in April 2026?$400.80Apr 12, 21:31 UTC
• TRADESELLWill global temperature increase by between 1.10ºC and 1.14ºC in April 2026?$267.02Apr 12, 21:31 UTC
• TRADESELLWill Trump say "Boy oh boy" this week? (April 19)$241.89Apr 12, 16:06 UTC
• TRADESELLWill BP be acquired before 2027?$43.13Apr 12, 09:07 UTC
• TRADESELLWill Variational launch a token by December 31, 2026?$95.88Apr 12, 09:05 UTC
• TRADESELLWill there be between 14 and 16 earthquakes of magnitude 7.0 or higher worldwide in 2026?$51.10Apr 12, 08:52 UTC
• TRADEBUYWill Green Left be part of the next Government of Denmark?$127.02Apr 12, 03:45 UTC
• TRADEBUYWill CA Belgrano vs. CA Sarmiento end in a draw?$1.0KApr 12, 03:26 UTC
• TRADEBUYWill Variational launch a token by December 31, 2026?$106.92Apr 12, 03:10 UTC
• TRADEBUYWill Trump say "Boy oh boy" this week? (April 19)$212.57Apr 12, 02:54 UTC
• TRADEBUYWill global temperature increase by between 1.10ºC and 1.14ºC in April 2026?$746.71Apr 12, 02:36 UTC
• TRADEBUYWill BP be acquired before 2027?$43.13Apr 12, 02:23 UTC
• TRADESELLWill "Choosin' Texas - Ella Langley" be the #1 song on US Spotify this week?$798.00Apr 12, 00:47 UTC

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