Sarcastic-Commandment
0x8ebfdc251c6c378d4a3a54a8f15cebfa4b9183ce
Wallet digest
Activity score
97/100
Performance measurable
Open positions
20
Open notional
$131.2K
Total PnL
$173.48
Realised
$152.77
Win rate
67%
6 closed
Largest open positions
showing 10 of 20- NO
Will JD Vance win the 2028 US Presidential Election?
130000 shares @ 50.0¢·now 80.0¢·exp Nov 7, 2028$103.9K
$38.9K
- YES
Will JD Vance win the 2028 US Presidential Election?
130000 shares @ 50.0¢·now 20.1¢·exp Nov 7, 2028$26.1K
$-38.9K
- NO
Will Satoshi move any Bitcoin in 2026?
938 shares @ 92.2¢·now 94.5¢·exp Jan 1, 2027$885.86
$21.44
- YES
Will bitcoin hit $1m before GTA VI?
451 shares @ 49.8¢·now 49.9¢·exp Jul 31, 2026$224.64
$0.23
- NO
Iran agrees to end enrichment of uranium by December 31?
50 shares @ 35.6¢·now 74.5¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$37.49
$19.57
- NO
US strike on Cuba by December 31?
50 shares @ 64.0¢·now 69.5¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$34.74
$2.74
- YES
US obtains Iranian enriched uranium by December 31?
86 shares @ 16.2¢·now 11.5¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$9.94
$-4.08
- NO
Will Monero hit $1000 in 2026?
10 shares @ 65.6¢·now 93.5¢·exp Jan 1, 2027$9.36
$2.79
- NO
Iran military action against a Gulf State on July 23?
5 shares @ 99.9¢·now 99.9¢·exp Jul 23, 2026$5.00
$0.00
- NO
Will Trump acquire Greenland before 2027?
5 shares @ 82.6¢·now 95.7¢·exp Dec 31, 2026$4.82
$0.66
Recent activity
- TRADEBUYIran military action against a Gulf State on July 23?$3.76Jul 29, 10:12 UTC
- TRADEBUYIran military action against a Gulf State on July 23?$0.35Jul 29, 09:58 UTC
- TRADEBUYIran military action against a Gulf State on July 23?$0.63Jul 29, 09:58 UTC
- TRADEBUYIran military action against a Gulf State on July 23?$0.26Jul 29, 09:57 UTC
- SPLITWill JD Vance win the 2028 US Presidential Election?$130.0KJul 29, 09:43 UTC
- MERGEWill JD Vance win the 2028 US Presidential Election?$130.0KJul 29, 09:41 UTC
- REDEEMMap 1 Total Rounds: Over/Under 21.5$255.00Jul 29, 03:50 UTC
- TRADEBUYMap 1 Total Rounds: Over/Under 21.5$254.76Jul 29, 03:49 UTC
- MAKER_REBATE$1.36Jul 29, 00:45 UTC
- YIELD$7.23Jul 29, 00:10 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill bitcoin hit $1m before GTA VI?$2.37Jul 28, 20:49 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill bitcoin hit $1m before GTA VI?$1.52Jul 28, 20:46 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill bitcoin hit $1m before GTA VI?$1.52Jul 28, 20:41 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill bitcoin hit $1m before GTA VI?$1.52Jul 28, 20:36 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill bitcoin hit $1m before GTA VI?$1.52Jul 28, 20:03 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill bitcoin hit $1m before GTA VI?$1.98Jul 28, 20:02 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill bitcoin hit $1m before GTA VI?$1.52Jul 28, 19:57 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill bitcoin hit $1m before GTA VI?$1.52Jul 28, 19:52 UTC
- TRADEBUYWill bitcoin hit $1m before GTA VI?$1.52Jul 28, 19:36 UTC
- REDEEMTargu Mures: Mia Ristic vs Darja Semenistaja$30.75Jul 28, 19:29 UTC
Persistent ledger timeline
persistentNo trades for this wallet in Orrery's persistent ledger yet. The whale-ingest cron writes ≥ $5k trades every 10 minutes; check back after a recovery window.
Wallet edge sanity
Do not mirror
20/100Treat this wallet as noise/context only until resolved history, copy-risk, and liquidity checks improve.
Closed-market sample is still too small to treat the win rate as durable.
Use this wallet as an attention signal only, then verify liquidity and resolution risk.
Required before treating wallet flow as useful
67% win rate over 6 closed markets.
A wallet trade is not useful unless a later follower could still enter after spread, slippage, and latency.
Large positions need enough depth to exit; mark-to-market PnL is not cash.
The trade still needs source, expiry, dispute, and settlement checks at the market level.
Leaderboards surface visible winners; losing or abandoned wallets disappear from attention.
Wallet intelligence filter
Watch only
0/100Wallet flow is useful for attention, but missing/review stages stop it from becoming paper attribution.
43 live trades, 1 ledger trades, copy-risk 68/100.
6 closed markets. Enough to inspect, not enough to trust.
No market-level spread or simulated execution cost is attached yet.
No source/expiry/dispute risk context is attached yet.
No market liquidity/depth context is attached yet.
No delayed-entry simulation is attached yet.
No paper receipts attribute this wallet signal to later outcomes yet.
Ledger intelligence
persistent7d volume
$0.00
0 trades
30d volume
$0.00
0 trades
Buy share
0%
Sample
low
1 ledger trades
Top market concentration
Will Israel win Eurovision 2026?
$18.7K · 100% of recorded whale volume
Recorded market concentration
Profile dimensions
Trade count + how recently they were active. Low = dormant.
How trustworthy the win-rate number is, based on sample size of closed markets.
Share of trades concentrated in their top category.
Share of positions taken while the market was still uncertain (30–70¢) rather than after direction was obvious.
How risky to blindly copy. Higher = riskier — large size, single-position exposure, or thin win-rate sample.
- Trades (all time)
- 43
- Avg trade size
- $9.77
- Top category
- —
- Category concentration
- 0%
- First seen
- Jul 28, 13:04 UTC
- Last active
- Jul 29, 10:12 UTC
- Win rate sample
- 6 closed
The single Activity score is kept for the leaderboard sort. The five dimensions above are the canonical read; copy-risk is inverted so green means lower risk of over-reading the wallet.