Will MoistCr1TiKaL get a haircut in 2026?
Probability
49¢
1h
+0.0pp
24h
+0.0pp
24h Vol
$0.00
Liquidity
$53.95
Probability (last 7 days)
+0.0pp 7dWhy did it move?
Structured · 2 factors- 1
Resolution-risk signal firing
Expires in 5981h with open resolution ambiguity.
- 2
Wide spread — 63.0¢
Bid-ask spread is wide enough that intraday moves overstate any tradeable edge. Most of the headline pp move would be eaten by spread on a market order.
What to track next
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Timeline
critical · price · trade flowCritical
- 0s agoResolveLOW
Market resolves in 5980.6h
- 19:21SignalLOW
Resolution risk
Expires in 5981h with open resolution ambiguity.
Price movement
+0.0pp over the last 24h, now 49¢.
Active signals
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Market Description
This market will resolve to “Yes” if MoistCr1TiKaL (penguinz0) gets a haircut in 2026 by December 31, 2026, 11:59 PM ET. Otherwise, this market will resolve to “No”. A “haircut” refers to a clearly visible and noticeable shortening to his hair, small adjustments of an inch or two will not qualify unless they are a clear result of a haircut. Taking a little snip or minor trim on stream (or in a video) also does not count. It must be a real, substantial haircut that noticeably changes his appearance from the long hair style he's maintained. The resolution source for this market will be photographic or video evidence.
Resolution & Risk
MEDIUM risk- End date
- Dec 31, 2026
- UMA status
- n/a
- Resolution source
- Not stated explicitly — read the full market rules below.
- Market type
- Binary
- No primary resolution source listed — read the full market rules before acting.
- Wide spread (63.0¢) — liquidity risk on entry/exit.
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